just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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