hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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