You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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