..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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