I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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