She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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