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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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