Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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