Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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