all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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