i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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