Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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