just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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