I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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