i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You can't motorboat a personality
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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