we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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