Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
We don't watch enough power rangers
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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