i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
