I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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