O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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