dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I need a hoe opinion
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Then you guys just all showered together...?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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