I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
