i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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