Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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