why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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