the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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