Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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