Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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