im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
