why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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