he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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