direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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