I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
