I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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