my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I have post one night stand depression
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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