So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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