That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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