Your tits are I can't wait for
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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