I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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