end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
The feeling are messing with the penis
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I believe in your delicious
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