I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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