Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
My feet surprised me
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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