speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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