At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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