I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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