So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Randomize
