My first STD was from a foam party
you win again, gameday.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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