So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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