Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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