what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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