doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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