It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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