just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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