how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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