you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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