did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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