I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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