Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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