fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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